1. Professional surfer:
Pros - counter culture lifestyle, new way of speaking, bettys.
Cons - don't know how to surf, danger of looking too old to be a surfer, lack of agility, shark attack.
2. Fisherman:
Pros - Free seafood, cool boat, plenty of opportunity to quote Jaws "we're going to need a bigger boat"
Cons - I don't like seafood, I get severely seasick, I could do without the smell.
3. Pirate:
Pros - Cool parrot, cool lingo (AAarrrgghh), cool boat, fun nicknames, progressive disability policies (peglegs and hooks, a plus)
Cons - seasickness again, I'm a lover, not a fighter, fear of scurvy.
So, based on this list, I don't Think I have found my dream oceanside career. Any suggestions?
